I'll Super Size that!

The scuttlebutt on the street on the topic of trends as they relate to sex, men and penis size is all about a chart. A chart that determines / predetermines the size of a man's penis.





Apparently, it is no longer necessary to waste time assessing things the ole way. Things like; tongue size, the distance between their thumb and forefinger or their height? And forget about asking what type of work they do, the car they drive, where they live or who they know. All of those things are the value added features to the benefits of knowing their shoe size.

Let's face it, it is easier to look down at a man's shoe size rather than go up to him and stick your tongue down his throat. And well well lucky me. I worked at a shoe store during high school and am able to quickly asses a man's shoe size...sold a lot of 10's to 10.5's.

India on the other hand...A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
A billion people can't be wrong?


...in the same vain

The man had used a high-pressure pneumatic grease gun to inject his penis